Fifteen minutes into the on-line-boarding-pass-printing process, one encounters the following options:
Seat with no baby within ten rows – $25
Seat not next to fat person – $10
Seat next to nymphomaniac – $200
Priority exiting during emergency – $45
Flight instruction – $150/half hour
Taxiing – $10 minute
Landing practice – $1000
Skydiving – $200
In flight entertainment
Barrel roll – $300 per roll
Zero gravity – $500 per minute
Buzz the White House – $50,000 plus legal costs
Hitting golf balls off the stern – $250 per bucket
In flight services
Dinner with the Captain – $75 per person, minimum party size 4
Marriage ceremony – $250
Lap dance by flight attendant – $100 per song
