— Hey, MikWag, got a New Year's resolution?
— I have more, your Eminence, than two but less than four.
— Lay them on me, dude.
— To write dialogs, Sir, prose has become for me a bore.
— I hear you, brother.
— To employ polite forms of address, Highness, as t'was done in days of yore.
— Numero 3?
— Just a moment, my little chickadee, I, do thee, implore.
— What a euphonious appellation!
— Indeed, Exaltedness, would had I used it more before.
— And for the trifecta, daddyo?
— To write less estimably than inestimable Poe... Nevermore.
