"The military arrested 38 policemen & 22 citizens .. the NDP had paid them (the thugs) LE100 & LE200 to stage pro-Mubarak demonstrations"
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The Attack of the Mercenary Camels
— The President wants you to organize fifty guys to disrupt the protest at Tahrir, — grunted the local NDP chief.
— How much is he paying?
— 10 pieces of silver.
— We’ll do it for 50.
— Do you think he is a stupid donkey? Do it for 15.
— You are robbing me, infidel. I lose money for less than 45.
— 20.
— No, I can’t do it. Let the boss find some other guys by morning.
— 30.
— OK, 30 each.
— EACH!!? You think he would sell his wife for this?
— Well, if it is of so little importance, why should I do it?
— Ok, ok. 30 each. Grave robber!
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— OK, guys, we have to disrupt the protest. Any ideas?
— We can throw rocks…
— No, everybody does that.
— Big stones… boulders.
— Jackass!
— We can streak?
— What does it mean?
— Run naked through the protest.
— Offspring of camel dung!
— Release a cloud of locusts?
— Not bad, any other ideas?
— Let’s ride in on horses and camels, like in Lawrence of Arabia.
— Baatel! How are we going to get 50 horses past security?
— We dress them like women.
— What about the back legs?
— It can be two women carrying an oil barrel.
— OK, what about the camels?
— Maybe we don’t need camels.
— No, only a Syrian would do it without camels.
— Two tall women carrying a refrigerator?
— 10-foot tall women, donkey dropping?!!
— Sir, I have smart camels; they will find Tahrir on their own. Nobody will suspect a stray camel.
— OK, baltagiya, we meet at 5 am for tea and finalize. Allah Akbar.
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— OK guys, here’s what we do, we ride in like in Lawrence of Arabia, all whooping and hollering.
— And then what?
— We stop.
— And then?
— The people will recognize our Arab manliness and they will feel secure and they will go home.
— What if they don’t go home?
— We ride all the way in, as far as we can, and we whip our horses and camels, and trample journalists.
— And then?
— The people will feel terror and they will flee.
— What if the people don’t feel terror?
— Then we go to plan B.
— What is a plan B?
— Throw big stones.
